Growing old doesn't mean growing up

SYNOPSIS
Cash is a riotous black comedy about two elderly sisters who owe a large sum of money to local thug Mick the Ripper and are being hounded by Dirty Dave the debt collector — and only have three days to find it. With their cupboards bare and their wits no sharper, Mabel (the pompous dreamer) and Alice (the brutish cynic) launch a series of hare-brained schemes that spiral from the absurd to the downright criminal.

Joined by a parade of eccentric neighbours — including a miming drama queen, a lamb-loving gambler, and a pair of lust-struck pensioners — the duo stumble through cat-kidnapping, egg-painting, Tinder scams, and more. Inspired by the anarchic spirit of Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson, ‘Mabel & Alice – Cash’ is a slapstick farce of insults, violence, and wild imagination — proving that getting old doesn’t mean growing up.

Comedy
2 scenes, 90 minutes
4F, 6M
Audience demographic: 18+
Warning: Contains swearing and physical violence

Licensing:
AUD $125 per performance
AUD $50 script duplication license

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Production History

This play has not yet been produced. The first group considering staging this in front of a paying audience can do so for zero cost in exchange for promotional content ie photos, videos, audience feedback etc.

Testimonials

When elderly sisters Mabel and Alice get in deep with the local loan shark, they must rally their pensioner friends to help them come up with the necessary 10,000 quid by Monday. Their reckless schemes and outrageous machinations are downright hysterical. And the third-wall breaking mob enforcer, Dirty Dave, takes this dark farce completely over the top for me. Truly, this may well be the funniest play that I’ve read on this platform all year.